toby and anton in conversation

"Mommy, I'll remember you FOREVER."

"Bro, how do you get that soft skin?"

Kids ask the deepest questions.

"When I grow up, I don’t want to live in the regular west but the west-y west," says Anton.

In which Toby and Anton are not thrilled.

"If I could have a sister, it would be the girl in Parent Trap."

Five-year-old Anton shares his go-to looks, including shark tees and cowboy boots.

What funny things have your kids said lately?