What’s Your Sign?

Ha! I’m a Capricorn but definitely not disciplined. I swear I should have been born an Aquarius.

In real life, I’m a Scorpio and in salad life I’m still a Scorpio and I can really be indecisive. Sometimes I don’t know whether to go for what is good or what is too good :)

Cosign. – a virgo who wanted the beets and the watermelon!

Sag/scorpio cusp and yeah, I would love me a chopped salad with a steak in it. That said, “gets bored easily” would be a lot more accurate than “short attention span” and less insulting. I don’t expect silly zodiac stuff to be accurate but I do expect it to not project an openly negative trait on me? :-|

Spot on for Sagi! I pretty much fall for every chopped salad that’s on a menu. The more stuff the better. I also just bought a mezzaluna knife to make easier chopped salads at home.

Capricorn here who does not like endive, and appreciates some mad chaos in my salads. Going over to hang out with the Cobb and steak salad peeps.

Hah! I’m a Libra and I was nodding my head in agreement until I saw “wants to please.” ?
That’s so not me.

Taurus is so perfectly spot on for me!

Ha! No, I’m a Cancer and these are never correct for me. We’re always supposed to be plain and boring I guess, especially the “plan your wedding by your zodiac” ones. Cute take on it though!

Pisces is spot on!

I really hate salad so I was eager to see what mine was. What do you know – – caprese, the only “salad” I actually like, was mine! Did this illustrator read my mind?

Ew – no. Caesar Salad is so boring and dull and lazy. No Leo worth their salt is so bland.

So accurate! Beets + disciplined all the way xoxo

Yes yes yes to my Caesar star! Particularly if those red bits are steak, not tomatoes (the horror!)

As a Cancer, I do like spinach salads. But I load them with lots of yummy stuff.

forgot to add “most likely to get stabbed in the back” on leo ;)
im a sagittarius, but also my moon sign is leo so im gonna run with that one

At my desk at work I just did a total wing it, unplanned lunch: cut up half an avocado, a banana, and sectioned a ruby red grapefruit onto a plate and sprinkled with Maldon sea salt. Opened Cup of Jo to read while I ate. Wondered as I scrolled down what my Salad Sign would be. Libra=fruit salad. Boom! Nailed it!

ugh. my due date was 1/20 and i always resent being accused of being ‘disciplined, orderly’ just because my mom had a c-section on 1/8. i should have been an aquarius and my personality totally reflects that. lol

This is hilariously spot on. I’m a Virgo, and could also be a Taurus (give me all the beets!) who wishes she was an Aries (enthusiastic and sexy? yes, please!).

Nope! I’m Virgo but I would ick the Aquarius Caprese.

Anyone else from the south bothered that the “black bean and corn salad” isn’t called by its true name, Cowboy Caviar? Haha.

Usually I don’t agree with these zodiac comparisons – i feel like aries is always off! – but I’ve never felt more seen than being compared to a bread salad.

Spot on (I’m a Leo), except I’m not eating romaine right now due to the recall.

Aquarius here — been eating caprese every day this week for dinner. Pasta and caprese, rice and banchan and caprese, coffee and caprese. I LOVE CAPRESE.

Wow! Mine is SO accurate. This might be the most accurate zodiac determination I’ve ever seen!