toby and anton in conversation

What funny things have your kids said lately?

"Mommy, do I have any long-sleeved shorts?"

"What are hours?"

Toby shares his tips on entertaining kids on flights, choosing rental cars, and packing a snazzy jean jacket.

On moving to suburbia and having an arm for a pet.

"I like to talk about bugs because I'm scared of them. And I want to figure out a way, not to KILL them, but to make them all leave this planet."

In which Anton figures out what's "cool."

"I hurt my foot thumb."

Who is the boss of them? How old is Daddy? Two little boys tackle the big questions.

Funny things that little dudes say.