"If you're in a bad mood, just take a nice plain walk."
Now that they're older, I asked Toby and Anton to share their tried-and-true restaurant tips for little dudes.
Including why Anton should definitely be allowed to get his ears pierced.
Here are a few things they've busted out with recently...
"Mommy, I'll remember you FOREVER."
"Bro, how do you get that soft skin?"
Kids ask the deepest questions.
"When I grow up, I don’t want to live in the regular west but the west-y west," says Anton.