1. AJH says...

    TOO accurate! As I sit at my desk doing literally ALL of those things!

  2. Haha…
    That’s so accurate.
    Interestingly, I do it over and over again :-D

  3. I’m sooooo guilty right now. And it’s exam season, too.

  4. jilly says...

    instagram quicksand #perfectdescription

  5. Amy says...

    I’ve clicked on COJ about 8 times this morning…because I’m procrastinating and waiting for the weekly roundup ;)

    • Joanna Goddard says...

      haha it’s coming right up, amy! xoxo

    • Lia says...

      Me too! Haha

  6. Megan says...

    Whoa… Mari, now I *know* you are spying on me!

  7. kerri says...

    The image of the old New Yorkers made me think of one of the funniest quotes from ‘The Good Place’ where Michael’s boss puts him in a room filled with New Yorkers and Michael says, “you know I’m never going to read those,” and his boss says, “and they’ll just keep coming,” as they slowly drop in from the ceiling!

  8. Leanne says...

    Literally here because I am procrastinating…! Haha. Love the creativity, as always.

  9. Kaelin says...

    Literally just came here because I’m procrastinating…this is so perfect!

  10. Di says...

    This is hilariously accurate. Thanks, Mari!

  11. S says...

    Ha! I’m caught in this kind right now! Help!!! ;)

  12. Rachel says...

    No need to say anything else but: YUP!

  13. Ha, so true.

  14. kate says...

    I like to call it “progress-tinating” because I usually accomplish A LOT of very productive (but extremely irrelevant to the task at hand) tasks when I’m procrastinating :)

  15. Laura C. says...

    THIS. IS. SO. ME. Mari you nailed it again! Thanks for sharing!

  16. Lily says...

    Yes!

  17. Molly says...

    this is so great and me right now! i have a sitter today (never happens) and i was going to get SO MUCH done. so far i’ve spent forever on instagram, signed up for 3 fitness classes i may or may not actually go to, texted everyone i know and danced to Beyonce’s All Night Long THREE times. and now i’m commenting on blog posts. spot on. HA! thanks for the laugh!

    • Sasha F says...

      Molly, to be fair, All Night Long is a treasure. Hope your day is going well!

      Everyone else – oh gosh, please bless your heart with this song today:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM89Q5Eng_M

  18. Suse says...

    Spot on!

  19. This is so me today. It’s just incredible how accurate Mari always is. <3

  20. Lauren says...

    Hahaha but she forgot the step where I go to CoJ to catch up on new posts and if I’m really desperate look through the archives. (Like.. right now.)

    • sasha says...

      Yep!

  21. Ali G says...

    This is me at this exact moment.

  22. Tabs are my VICE!!!!

  23. The tab thing is like reading my mind right now – I always have some number open, so I never feel like I’m finished being online! Probably something worth working on…