How to Procrastinate

AJH

February 12, 2018 12:16pm 12:16 pm

TOO accurate! As I sit at my desk doing literally ALL of those things!

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Rizqi Fahma

February 11, 2018 9:17pm 9:17 pm

Haha…
That’s so accurate.
Interestingly, I do it over and over again :-D

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Hannah

February 10, 2018 4:26am 4:26 am

I’m sooooo guilty right now. And it’s exam season, too.

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jilly

February 9, 2018 5:50pm 5:50 pm

instagram quicksand #perfectdescription

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Amy

February 9, 2018 5:10pm 5:10 pm

I’ve clicked on COJ about 8 times this morning…because I’m procrastinating and waiting for the weekly roundup ;)

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Joanna Goddard(@joanna)

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Reply to Amy

February 9, 2018 5:18pm 5:18 pm

haha it’s coming right up, amy! xoxo

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Lia

Reply to Amy

February 9, 2018 5:24pm 5:24 pm

Me too! Haha

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Megan

February 9, 2018 5:04pm 5:04 pm

Whoa… Mari, now I *know* you are spying on me!

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kerri

February 9, 2018 4:16pm 4:16 pm

The image of the old New Yorkers made me think of one of the funniest quotes from ‘The Good Place’ where Michael’s boss puts him in a room filled with New Yorkers and Michael says, “you know I’m never going to read those,” and his boss says, “and they’ll just keep coming,” as they slowly drop in from the ceiling!

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Leanne

February 9, 2018 4:03pm 4:03 pm

Literally here because I am procrastinating…! Haha. Love the creativity, as always.

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Kaelin

February 9, 2018 3:13pm 3:13 pm

Literally just came here because I’m procrastinating…this is so perfect!

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Di

February 9, 2018 3:02pm 3:02 pm

This is hilariously accurate. Thanks, Mari!

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S

February 9, 2018 2:46pm 2:46 pm

Ha! I’m caught in this kind right now! Help!!! ;)

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Rachel

February 9, 2018 2:37pm 2:37 pm

No need to say anything else but: YUP!

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Lily

February 9, 2018 2:32pm 2:32 pm

Ha, so true.

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kate

February 9, 2018 1:39pm 1:39 pm

I like to call it “progress-tinating” because I usually accomplish A LOT of very productive (but extremely irrelevant to the task at hand) tasks when I’m procrastinating :)

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Laura C.

February 9, 2018 1:32pm 1:32 pm

THIS. IS. SO. ME. Mari you nailed it again! Thanks for sharing!

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Annie Green

February 9, 2018 1:14pm 1:14 pm

Yes to all.

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Lily

February 9, 2018 12:56pm 12:56 pm

Yes!

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Molly

February 9, 2018 12:29pm 12:29 pm

this is so great and me right now! i have a sitter today (never happens) and i was going to get SO MUCH done. so far i’ve spent forever on instagram, signed up for 3 fitness classes i may or may not actually go to, texted everyone i know and danced to Beyonce’s All Night Long THREE times. and now i’m commenting on blog posts. spot on. HA! thanks for the laugh!

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Sasha F

Reply to Molly

February 9, 2018 2:50pm 2:50 pm

Molly, to be fair, All Night Long is a treasure. Hope your day is going well!

Everyone else – oh gosh, please bless your heart with this song today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM89Q5Eng_M

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Suse

February 9, 2018 12:20pm 12:20 pm

Spot on!

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Maggie

February 9, 2018 12:14pm 12:14 pm

This is so me today. It’s just incredible how accurate Mari always is. <3

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Lauren

February 9, 2018 12:13pm 12:13 pm

Hahaha but she forgot the step where I go to CoJ to catch up on new posts and if I’m really desperate look through the archives. (Like.. right now.)

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sasha

Reply to Lauren

February 9, 2018 2:10pm 2:10 pm

Yep!

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Ali G

February 9, 2018 12:10pm 12:10 pm

This is me at this exact moment.

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Joy

February 9, 2018 11:57am 11:57 am

Tabs are my VICE!!!!

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Eva

February 9, 2018 11:56am 11:56 am

The tab thing is like reading my mind right now – I always have some number open, so I never feel like I’m finished being online! Probably something worth working on…

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