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Apologies in advance. By the lovely Grace Farris.
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Holiday Excuses
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Talking about slime – anyone has a Tip how to remove Silicon based slime from Sofa cushion that cannot be taken Off????
Hahaha YES! Exactly! You read my mind (yet again), Grace Farris x
Love this. As an avid board gamer, there are just SO many board games that are so much more enjoyable than Monopoly! (And that cause fewer family feuds.) Life’s too short to play Monopoly, ha ha.
My husband devised a quick way to play Monopoly that’s worked for us. The first time you go around the board, you get money based on where you land – if you land on a property, you get however much money the rent is. The second time around the board, you can buy whatever property you land on and immediately get one or two houses based on how much money you want to spend. Then the game is over and you win if you have the most houses. It’s awesome!!
A pie for every AI is a holiday wish I can get behind.
Hahahahaha! Thank you for always bringing insight, chuckles, and smiles to us every Friday. Happy holidays!
This so wonderfully spot on!I read it as a flow chart: if any of the first three excuses is not accepted, you inevitably end up having to use the fourth one … Happy Headaches and a Merry New Migraine 😉
Sometimes I’ve tried to change up the Monopoly game with new cards to challenge the property owners. The only one I remember how is “Rent Strike!” which (if I recall correctly) causes the person who got it to miss one turn. While the other players take their next turn this person is also unable to charge rent (if due) to anyone who landed on their property. Sadly, I don’t remember if this had any long-lasting effects on the game.
I’m putting this out under my real first name as a tiny holiday gift to the CoJ community. Enjoy and feel free to add new disruptive cards!
When playing with kids and the the game is lasting until I’ve gone gray, I’ve been known to rob the bank and run. Mayhem ensues and I’m declared the loser and they divvy up the rest and are champions. My grandson calls it his name-opoly and brings all these random small toys into the game and while it makes zero sense he has fun and that’s the whole goal.
Bonnie, your bank robbery behavior is very funny (and a guaranteed way to end a game that’s freezing into boredom)! I’ve played games with bank robbers but it’s usually someone quietly transferring assets from the bank to their personal stash of cash.
I just might use the headache excuse this weekend :)
Everyone in my life has a monopoly allergy… so much so that my ideal Christmas gift would be someone willing to play monopoly with me annually. Hahahaaha
I’m genuinely surprised that there are not Monopoly meet-ups for all the people who love Monopoly but no one else will play with them! There could be a support group meeting for the siblings of Monopoly fans in the space next door. And EMTs at the ready.
– Signed, sister of a hardcore Monopoly player
While eating fruitcake. Double whammy!
I wish you were our neighbor!! Taking a cue from earlier this week, would gift you coupons to play Monopoly with my tween.
Any chance you live in the Boston area?
My son is an avid fan of Monopoly & well, the rest of us don’t have as much enthusiasm.
Oh no. I might be AI-problematic. I worry/wonder about how it will change work and the labor market. How will young adults get trained? I ask anyone for their take if they seem mildly interested.
My Uncle takes the game Monopoly so seriously that no one wants to play. A few years back I purchased the travel deck version so he could get his fix. Worked!
The last time I played about 10 years ago we all got so bummed out by the shear meanness we had to quit. Capitalism laid bare for all the children to cry about.
My sister is SO competitive at Monopoly too. My daughter and I still laugh about the time she said to her and my son-in- law ” I’d rather eat these properties than sell them to you !” She is 72 now and as we speak I’m at work waiting for word on her transfer from hospital to a physical rehab facility. Bless her and her beautiful brilliant mind. She’s confused at present. :(
Monopoly started out at The Landlords Game, invented by a woman with a very different approach of how this game should be played. Her name is Lizzy Magie. Obvs. a man stole the idea and sold it as its own, now called Monopoly. https://amp.dw.com/en/monopoly-the-story-of-a-stolen-game/a-71975425 I found it an interesting read. Maybe we should bring back the original. And the thoughts behind it.
My thirteen year old played the Monopoly Deal card game all through our trip to France and horrified anyone in earshot with her cackling, greedy laugh whenever she managed to collect the blue set of properties along with a house, hotel and rent card. I’ve never seen her so savagely triumphant. Once we returned, I buried them in our game closet like those people in the Exorcist house stashed their Ouija board.
I do not have slime in my house and you may not bring slime into my house. We all learn that the hard way. ;)
And I too have an aversion to Monopoly… but the new(ish) Monopoly Deal card game is actually fun! And doesn’t take nearly as long!
It’s a tied race on which I hate most: slime in my house or playing Monopoly.
As an elementary school teacher, I can confirm that the slime obsession is still going strong, folks!
I’m a librarian and we just completed sending out the replies to all the children’s Santa letter (seriously making the deadline for the post is ridiculously stressful)… but gosh it is fun. One kid wanted slime so Santa replied that once he heard a commotion coming from the workshop playroom. The elves were having a slime fight, and a big dollop of slime landed in his beard. In the end Mrs Claus has to help him shave off his beard! But luckily he is magic and it grew back the next day.
Kirby that made me smile!!
Kirby, how wonderful!
I hope it ended with Santa explaining that he’s not sure whether the elves’ slime supply will have recovered as quickly, so there may not be slime for stockings this year ;)
Haha Peach – no I gave them a recipe to make it at home! (I didn’t, but I wish I had, how funny….)
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