How to Drive Your Partner Crazy in Bed

I deal with this situation daily… heheh … and I like myself anyway: D

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So funny… all of these are so true and I love it.

haha… It often happens in my family. So funny!

Very funny

Haha…that’s funny. I like putting my icy cold hands and feet on his chest or stomach.

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Haha i love this!

Ahahaha! Freezing cold feet for the win!

hilarious! my boyfriend calls #1 “corpse feet”!

Haha! This is too funny!

Too funny!! :)

comforter wars happened a lot this winter

Too funny!

If there’s to be one about how to driver HER crazy – it will have to include him farting in bed as soon as he hops in, plus an insincere apology every single time!

My boyfriend is definitely not pleased when I put my icy feet on him. It isn’t my fault that he is so much warmer!

Lol, love it!

Ha! I’m the opposite for #1, my feet are always so hot that I usually sleep with them out. I’ll seek out my cool-bodied husband with them and he gets just as indignant as I’m sure the victims of “corpse feet” (great term, Mia!) do.

Haha..I call #1,#2 which he calls me the human burrito and #5.
And I can safely say that my boyfriend calls #3 and #4… Eating crumbly things on the bed and playing blobby volleyball with the sound on!!
And since boyfriend is due to return from a long work trip in a couple of days… I’d say #6 is in order!

I am dying. I have the opposite problem. For some reason, my body gives off an inordinate amount of heat when I sleep. I like to curl up next to my boyfriend when I’m falling asleep until one night he finally said, “MY GOD your body is like a furnace! Can you PLEASE move over?! I’m sweating!”

#romance

haha! My husband saw this post, and loved it. He says I do all of these!

Haha, all of these are so true!! Although I can safely say I don’t do the last one :P :P

Just found your blog and fell right in love with it! ♥
Way too funny! :D
xoxo, karie ☆

Hahaha. I thought this was a different type od crazy. This is so funny.

Stay Wonderful Always,
Heide
Kintsugi of Life

Aw I know I drove my ex crazy worrying about my candida problems…not so sexy.

Hahaha. I feel like you could add “talk about your gas or bowel movements for the day” to that list. My poor husband!

katie, you made me lol ;)