What are you up to this weekend? We’re going to the Natural History Museum tomorrow and might take a two-second walk around Central Park before the boys inevitably complain about being cold. Also we just painted our apartment (we went DARK!), and I’m excited to share some photos soon. Hope you have a good one, and here are a few fun posts from around the web…

Butterscotch pudding for the win.

On meaning. (“You come to understand that most people are neither for you nor against you; they are thinking about themselves. You learn that no matter how hard you try to please, some people in this world are not going to love you, a lesson that is at first troubling and then really quite relaxing.”)

Jimmy Fallon’s worst date ever. (Guess who it was with!)

Fashion dads made me laugh.

It’s okay to hate your spouse for 10 minutes a day.”

Ayn Rand reviews children’s movies.

Have you ever tried these? Do they work?

If Serial were a romantic comedy.

This makes me want a dog.

10 New Year’s cooking goals.

A hypnotic map of the wind.

Clever trick for making round ice cubes.

Hilarious live coverage of The Bachelor. (Are you watching?)

(Marriage post via Swiss)