1. Or the 2017 version…T R U M P is always in my nightly thoughts. Thank god for SNL and learning how to #organize as being the ONLY good thing coming out of this mess.

  2. Amy says...

    How does she nail so many people’s thoughts so frequently?!?! It’s uncanny! She definitely has a talent.

  3. Laura C. says...

    My thought is, will I be able to sleep tonight? Since we have very noisy and rude neighbours, they are students, and every time they come home in the middle of the night, they slam the door so hard that I get awake and it takes me HOURS to get asleep again. As a result, I don’t sleep properly, I amd always tired in the morning, and I can’t study for my exams. I’ve talked to them several times but it is useless.
    Help me community of CoJ! I am having anxiety attacks and I can’t handle this situation 🙁

  4. I was so thankful to see this! It makes me feel normal. I guess I should be thankful for this kind of brain because it’s what made me a reader. Reading gets me out of my own head and into a different one.

  5. Do I have to go to the bathroom is always an agonising one lol

  6. Mandy says...

    Thank you so much for this. Now at night when I’m thinking of embarrassing moments, I’ll also think of this and feel comforted by the fact that everyone is thinking about his or her own moments, and not about mine :)

  7. How very clever and funny!! I don’t even think that I actually want to ponder what is going on in MY brain at night before bed!! Take these thoughts and multiply them by at least 100!!!

  8. haha!
    For me it’s missing “What I am wearing tomorrow?” , for those times that I don’t leave the clothes ready…

  9. PJ says...

    I laughed at this right away!

  10. Anusha says...

    Loved it. Felt like a scan of my head.

  11. Greta says...

    Love this! So true!

  12. Maywyn says...

    Perfect!

  13. Lilia says...

    Love Mari’s illustrations! So clever, funny, and charming. She must be a wonderful person in real life too. :)

  14. So true! What to frame this and hang it in our guest bedroom!

  15. ali says...

    OMG YES

  16. Brianna says...

    Every single night. Between this and the nightmares, I’m a hot mess when it comes to my sleep habits. Also, does anyone find that certain foods make their nightmares worse?

  17. Carmen B. says...

    That’s me. EVERY. SINGLE NIGHT.

  18. A big one for me lately is “is the world coming to an end or are we all going to be ok and I just never paid enough attention to political shifts in power before to understand the difference?”. And “quick fall asleep before the kids wake me up”.

    This is definitely my favorite illustration so far!

  19. A says...

    Add in ‘thoughts about my ex’ and that was me last night between 3 and 6am.

  20. Lindsay says...

    So accurate! I thought I was the only one that managed to think of all the embarrassing things I have done back to elementary school.

  21. “Do I have to go to the bathroom?” Every dang night. I don’t know what it is, but ever since living in LA I wake up a hundred times to use the bathroom. I can only attribute it to me drinking more water because it is SO DRY here. TMI? ;p
    http://www.wonderlandsam.com

  22. Speaking of which– Does ANYONE have a method for getting a song that’s stuck inside your head OUT of your head? I literally feel like I do it, no matter how hard I try!

    india | youtube.com/booksandbighair

    • Joanna Goddard says...

      this is SO random, but whenever i have a song stuck in my head, i’ll sing “help me rhonda” by the beach boys and it works.

  23. Mandy says...

    I love how ETIHD, Regrets, CGUW, and Bathroom are separate categories. I thought I didn’t believe in regrets, but I guess I do :)

  24. Not far off the truth for me too! My husband cooks breakfast so fill in that space with embarrassing things/regrets. And there are no cute guys at work catching my eye so fill in that space with wondering if I should go to the bathroom one more time… and you’ve got it!

  25. james says...

    This is the most drawing ever. Bravo Mari!

  26. Lauren says...

    This is too accurate…!

  27. Love her so much. Following Mari on Instagram is such a treat.

    • Mandy says...

      OMG. Good idea.

  28. Awesome !

  29. Carrie says...

    Mari is so clever! This is hilarious.

  30. Trisha says...

    This is by far my favorite one Mari has done. It is so true for me!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
    Happy Friday!