Honest Slogans

Pretty funny. This bookstore is a fantastic place but it has a real honest slogan – “Books you don’t need in a place you can’t find.”

http://www.montaguebookmill.com/

Cuz its fun & relaxing to peel the Elmers glue off =P

Need some Mitch Hedberg credit for that Yellow Pages one!

Hilarious.

This literally made me laugh out loud. The Twister one was especially giggle-worthy : ) Thanks for the pick-me-up!

lol.. love the ikea one.. so true.
Now for the crafters out there, the white crayon is great when you want to play with water colors.

Oh my god! Web MD couldn’t be more accurate haha!

HAHAHA these are hilarious!!!

http://www.hayleyeszti.blogspot.com

It’s nice to know my boyfriend isn’t the only one who spends forever cruising through Netflix before deciding it’s too late to watch a movie. (Whereas I spend ten minutes every once in a while adding interesting movies to my list, so I always have 20 movies I want to see ready for the choosing.)

These are great. Haven’t had this good of a laugh in awhile. :-)

#SOgood!!!

xo.
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Thank you for sharing these! I’m the creator of HonestSlogans.com, and it makes me really happy that so many people enjoy these. Please stay tuned, as I have no intentions of stopping any time soon.

@Fancy Tree- I do believe you are the one that emailed me about this as well, and I explained it further in my reply. My intentions with the site is to playfully poke fun at brands by showing what it could look like if truth was used in advertising. It is not intended to suggest that I’m the first person to think these, but rather to have a conglomerated platform–a hub, if you will–for displaying all of these ideas in a website. Mitch Hedberg also said that Ritz were little edible plates, which I found very humorous and created an Honest Slogan with that in mind. I bet he also thought of Bounty paper towels were basically “makeshift plates”, but I unfortunately never got to hear him tell such a joke. Nonetheless, that is an Honest Slogan I made for my site.

Sorry for the rambling comment, I just wanted to confirm my intentions with the site and Honest Slogans as a whole. Thanks, everyone!

Hahaha these are amazing! Had me seriously cracking up.

Kat x
http://thelondonplaybook.wordpress.com

The Starbucks one is TRUE… I know, I used to do it when I worked there. ;)

The Netflix one is especially true! Funny!

So, so funny! Thanks for sharing.

Hahah! So so true and very funny. Love it!

So funny! That one about WebMD is too true. A longer slogan would be,WebMD: You Googled your symptoms and now you have cancer.

Starbucks – so evil :D
Marta @ What Should I Eat For Breakfast Today?

This seriously made me LOL! Have to share.

Thanks for the laughs!

Hilarious! I love the netflix one. So so true!