Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

What’s better than an ice cream sandwich on a scorching summer day? It embodies everything good and true and makes no mess, as long as you eat it quickly enough. To discover the best sandwich on the market, I enlisted a group of perspiring family members (including two adults, a 13-year-old, a nine-year-old and a five-year-old) to try six different brands. Here, they reveal their honest opinions…

Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

Each ice cream sandwich was cut into one-inch squares and delivered to the group separately, so they had no idea which one they were tasting. (They were later rewarded with full-size sandwiches of their choice.)

Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

SIXTH PLACE: North Star
Price: $3.99 for six sandwiches

Reactions:
“Tastes like half-and-half.”
“Oh, I remember these.”
“Too creamy.”
“They really biffed it on this.”
“I like these.”

Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

FIFTH PLACE: Target’s Market Pantry
Price: $2.99 for 16 minis

Reactions:
“If a drive-through served ice cream sandwiches, it would be this.”
“I like the cookie, not the cream.”
“When can we try the other ones?”
“Frothy.”
“I like these.”

Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

FOURTH PLACE: SO Delicious (Dairy Free)
Price: $4.75 for eight sandwiches

Reactions:
“This is weirding me out.” [Ed. note: Eats entire piece.]
“Not too sweet.”
“Is this organic?”
“Okay.”
“I like these.”

Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

THIRD PLACE: Julie’s Organic
Price: $6.99 for six sandwiches

Reactions:
“Wait, is this banana flavor?”
“This cookie is really sticking to my finger.”
“Yeah, there is more cookie on my hand than on the ice cream.”
“The cream has a tangy taste.”
“I like these.”

Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

SECOND PLACE: Blue Bunny
Price: $5.50 for eight sandwiches

Reactions:
“Chocolate cookie is really holding up compared to the others.”
“Love this kind.”
“The idyllic ice cream sandwich.”
“Mom is going to be so mad I’m so sticky.”
“I like these.”

Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

FIRST PLACE: Klondike

Price: $5.50 for six sandwiches

Reactions:
“More?”
“Addicting.”
“Hands-down favorite.”
“Marshmallow-flavored ice cream surrounded by a brownie.”
“I like these.”

Ice Cream Sandwich Taste Test

Final verdict: Klondike was the crowd favorite, but if you give anyone an ice cream sandwich on a hot day, chances are they will say what Zelma (age five) said every time: “I LIKE THESE.”

What do you think? Do you have any favorites?

P.S. A perfume smell test, and one-ingredient ice cream.

(Photos by Stella Blackmon. Thanks to Rosie and Millie for letting me give their kids sugar highs.)